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Hmm.. what to say, what to say..

It's like this: I'm just a little puppy lost in cyberspace, with way too much time on his hands. Please feed me with some social interaction. It's cold out here without mammal contact. Just type anything you like in the bar below, and I'll try and understand the essence of your soul.

Or shoot me a mail at

And of course I've also got a blog. Just ask me for my blog. I'd be so happy to recite from it. Hedonism is a sweet thing.

Or do you want me to help you in some personal and/or emotive way? Sorry gotta run. I have knitting practice in half an hour.