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Mon, 22 Oct 2007 06:22:32 Nazi's chased away from Eskilstuna square by teenagers Made an article for a paper i'm gonna write for. They probably won't use it. It's not really news in Sweden, and i'm not at all satisfied with it, but it was damn fun to be where the action was. Charges back and forth between nazi's and counter demonstrators, the healty amount of youngins that gathered and made fun of the nazi's. The wit of these youngins: "I will take that paper of yours and put it in your mamma's arse." It all sort of gets lost in these formal news writings: < ... > five comments

Mon, 22 Oct 2007 05:37:32 Keep 'em coming Ah, yet another braid for my zeno paradox collection. From a usenet post: < ... > two comments

Mon, 01 Oct 2007 19:34:13 Swallowed by the beast An update about me is in order perhaps. I know you guys and gals are updating this site daily, so it's only fair. Basically i've quit the bread smearing business. I dunno, it gets boring after a while. I met this guy building his site on Common Lisp (yes at a Lisp meeting, you don't meet these guys in the wild you know), and after some mailing back and fro, some meetings, some programming and some magic handwaving I now work for him. < ... > zero comments

Sun, 11 Jun 2006 15:29:55 Trickle-down politics Oh those silly conservative atheists. If you're a rich american, i can understand that you support Bush; you moral-less basterd!! But if you're poor, you've got a hell lot of explaining to do to yourself. < ... > zero comments

Wed, 12 Apr 2006 08:24:55 The other one No i'm not dead, i'm just extremely boring. To see how boring exactly, go to my other blog, which on some days enjoys 2000 times the visitorcount of this one (well, one day to be exact) and which got on the most popular list (for one day) not to mention the reddit popular list (two times). It makes daddy proud. And no, boasting is not a crime, it's just a really nasty character trait. < ... > fifteen comments

Mon, 13 Feb 2006 07:29:33 Damned icy Swedish roads I broke my leg. Boring. I was biking from my work to home when i made a turn. I know, stupid maneuver. While falling my foot got caught somehow between ground and bike on the wrong side of my south-west axis seen from the crown of my head. The weight of the bike forced my foot backwards. I saw it happening. My foot was turned 180 degrees from it's rest position, relative to my leg. I gave a scream of irritation because i knew my snowboarding plans were over. As i was wondering if it would stay in that position it swirved back when it got some breathing space. Then it just layed there, looking slightly guilty. I could not help but hope that was the end of it and i could get on my bike. It was not to be. As i moved my leg i noticed my foot wanted to stay behind. Tissue and bone crunched in very uncharactaristic ways. I cried for help and three minutes later i was carried off by an ambulance. Seven hours later the doctors had already operated on me. < ... > twenty-six comments

Mon, 16 Jan 2006 04:21:57 finger A few days ago a fried of mine drove his stationwagon up on the pavement and threatened to drive me over. I gave him the finger inside my glove, which gives a bit of a strange impression i guess, because the only thing he could see was a turned around hand. As he came alongside i could see his face. To my surprise the driver was not my friend but an unknown skinhead. I quickly walked away from the scene wondering how smart this specimin was and how he interpreted my glove. Two minutes later he honked as he zipped by from behind; middlefinger in the air. I was impressed with this kind of applied intelligence, in my opinion overlooked by observers of the species. < ... > eleven comments

Fri, 16 Dec 2005 13:43:33 End of year work overview Again some talk about my work. I always thought talk about someone's work was really boring, but talking about your own work is actually quite fun. Furthermore i think my work is a bit special. Did i mention i got rehired again. Most of you know that about now i guess. Did i mention the girls i worked with when i got rehired are already fired? Confused? Just let me give you a nice soap-opera end of year overview of the hire-fire history at my work since i started working: < ... > eleven comments

Fri, 25 Nov 2005 16:15:17 R.I.P. This is a black day for sidetalking. Slashdot reports that Nokia has admitted the N-gage was a faillure and the mobile phone giant will not develop the platform further... Whatever that means. My treasured N-gage... Dear N-gage. Never was one of the technologies treasured by me so mocked as you. Never was one so misunderstood... or unpractical. Well at least you made your mark on the world. And you will live on in the hearts of all sidetalkers. < ... > one comment

Fri, 18 Nov 2005 07:11:55 M.I.A. My friends Alex and Fleur were gonna come over from Holland, yesterday evening. I was gonna get him with a Swedish friend of mine, Axell. Axell's own car broke down the day before that, due to a broken wheel-axel or lager or something. On the front... He was lucky that he was just parking his car and it didn't happen on the freeway. At freeway speed his car would probably have spiralled out of control and he would have suffered a horrible death. That experience caused him to be a bit worried when the backside of his mother's car made funny sounds and wobbles on the way to the airport... < ... > one comment

Fri, 28 Oct 2005 06:40:16 flu I've been struggeling with a particularly persistent cold since i got back from Holland over a month ago. My adopted hometown here in Sweden, Eskilstuna also had some problems in this area last week. I didn't know it at the time but my mother called from Portugal because she had seen the news on the Dutch tv. Finally Eskilstuna got the international attention it deserves. A rich past, a vibrating present. I ammongst many wondered why the world didn't catch on to the unique qualities of Eskilstuna sooner. But now i also knew the news: bird flu < ... > one comment

Fri, 28 Oct 2005 04:33:24 sleep We're going to grllfrnds fathers wife this evening, cause it's her birthday, but i have to get up early next morning. When could we come? Half past six. "Ok, i said." Even though i wanted to go to bed at five. Grrlfrnd talked it over with her a bit later: "...but he wants to go to bed at five". "At five? Oh i'm sorry i thought he would go to bed at eight. At what time does he have to get up?" "One" "What? Does he sleep eight hours? Whaaaaaaaa ha ha ha ha ha ha." < ... > seven comments

Fri, 14 Oct 2005 14:50:45 Nothing to see here, move along NIL < ... > zero comments

Sat, 10 Sep 2005 09:26:29 Bittersweet stories from eskilstuna: part two A friend of me and my grrlfrnd went to sign his retirement papers last week. I don't really know the process of signing retirement papers, and i heard this story from grllfrnd but it involves a lot of almost-pensioners to go to the factory where they work and let them sign the papers as one after the other is summoned into the office where the signing is taking place. < ... > seventeen comments

Sat, 10 Sep 2005 09:25:52 Bittersweet stories from eskilstuna: part one Grrlfrnd and me just completed a successful moving operation to an apartment a block from our old house. I was assigned a cleanup operation: returning the keys to one of those carts that you hang behind your car to the appropriate institution. < ... > two comments

Sat, 27 Aug 2005 17:00:54 lambda Got it yesterday from the good people at Amazon, and i've already got a headache. Paradigms of Artificial Intelligence Programming: Case Studies in Common Lisp. Damn you have to have quite some confidence in yourself to come up with a title like that. And he has. look at this page, and then scroll down to the bottom. Mr pretty. Yes Google's director of search quality will be my yoda for the next couple of months. No social life for me, thank you very much. Give me mr ai and his lithhp book. The lord didn't give us closures, CLOS, full blown macro's and domain specific languages. John McCarthy did. Well... with some help of his army anyway. Go fish Agol derivatives!! < ... > five comments

Sat, 27 Aug 2005 16:26:45 well slap me Europe and call me eightties Well what have i hanging on my bike???!?!?!?! (dutch expression) For the last month i have been terrorised by this mobile phone commercial about some hairpermed eightties rockers thrashing various street objects and harrassing this guy who clearly didnt do anything wrong while screaming "breaking the chains, BREAKING THE CHAINS!!!!". The guy was just minding his buisiness walking the street, and rightly so this man got quite fed up with the asocial behaviour. So he bought their videoclip for his mobile phone, and the permed guys were never heard of again. < ... > zero comments

Sat, 27 Aug 2005 15:29:59 track you Ah the people of google are to kind to us. all these google map thingies to play with. Some people actually take the time to put them to good use. Like them who made this site. Tracks you Jaded Puppy visitors. Which should make for a really dull and predictable pinpointed world map. < ... > zero comments

Wed, 17 Aug 2005 08:22:06 net result of the hungerstrike I'm a bit late with this item, as i have been late with a lot of items lately. That's of course not a good thing for a graduated journalist. Ah well... < ... > four comments

Sat, 13 Aug 2005 13:48:04 no house In the evening of the sixth of august i was dead tired; emotionally drained. A week later it is still hard to think about that day without feeling the tears burning at the back of my eyes. It was the day a great hope died in me, it was the day i knew i would not live in a lovely Swedish red cabin. < ... > zero comments

Fri, 05 Aug 2005 12:58:49 this house! We just looked again at the murderously cute swedish cabin, and we are gonna given the owners an ultimatum!! Either they drop the price by 500 kroner on their already ridiculous low offer of 3500 kr (+- 350 eur) or they can move along!! So there! See who has the last laugh now!! < ... > ten comments

Thu, 04 Aug 2005 14:31:21 what house!? Strange times. Early in some morning i find myself in the studentroom of a metal/grunge type of guy. Two more guys are present and a girl and me. She has fallen asleep long ago although metal/grunge is hammering on her eardrum on louder than loud level, maybe because it has hammered on for some hours already. The neighbours don't complain either which is a bit strange considering it has gone on for hours. The guys are singing along on the top of their longs. Neighbours and girl are quite fine with this also. I don't always sing along cause 1. i don't know all the songs 2. i'm a bit shy. On the other side of town my girlfriend is going to bed. We went out together but somewhere along the line the group split up in girls and boys groups. While we were doing male-accepted karaoke, she was doing female-accepted karaoke (you know with white text turning red and all) untill she got to tired. < ... > zero comments

Mon, 25 Jul 2005 10:08:46 Hungerstrike for the Cuban five How many times haven't i seen or typed the sentence above in this exact or similar form in this or similar languages. This is because i am in the middle of a hungerstrike. Not mine, i am eating just fine. No but i help a bit on the side. Grllfrnds uncle is the masterbrain of this operation and hungerstriker at that. He does not hungerstrike alone; he hungerstrikes with a couple of other people. They mostly sit/ly/stand before or in a tent just on the other side of the fence that seperates a park from the parental home of uncle. < ... > seventeen comments

Wed, 20 Jul 2005 16:58:00 For a nordic future The streets of Eskilstuna are full of these kinds of pictures lately. They look very professional and point to a professional website with a professional magazine with nice colorpicutures, while nobody i talk to never ever heard of them. Where do these racists get their money from? Is it you? < ... > one comment

Fri, 15 Jul 2005 11:57:56 kallskänka outcast I listened to the radio while i biked home from work. The Swedish national radio station just started it's first episode of a radio play about Tummelisa, a little girl no bigger than a thumb. < ... > two comments

Fri, 08 Jul 2005 10:55:53 lilla sillen not overly well known swedish childrens song < ... > three comments

Wed, 15 Jun 2005 05:40:06 In Korea Jaded puppy has once again moved from his beloved Sweden, and resides for the moment in misty Seoul. It's actually quite like Sweden but the people talk funny and they are very weird. In a news-from-the-front kind of way i can tell you that the game kartrider is immensly popular in the internetcafe where i type this. < ... > five comments

Thu, 02 Jun 2005 07:04:44 Dutch no damn, that's irritating. I just watched a stuttering dutch news broadcast on the internet devoted to the dutch no to Europa. There our all-knowing leaders were clear about why the Dutch voted against: no trust in politics. The politicians stand to far from the people. The people are not ready yet for Europe. We are moving to fast for them. The people don't know why they should be for.. < ... > eight comments

Wed, 25 May 2005 12:34:45 J.P.'s book tip # 1 Well hello there. Welcome to the first part of our Red Series, here on jaded puppy where we will dive a bit into the socialist mindset. Me myself can't really escape the socialist mindset with all these nutcases around me, so i'm afraid i will drag you down with me for a bit. < ... > three comments

Sat, 16 Apr 2005 04:03:07 ten bloody days of nasty torture made it... made it to the other side. other side. other side. But i am tired... and afraid. For these ten days herald an infinity of days of nasty torture. At the end of which i will not be the boy i used to be. < ... > seventeen comments

Mon, 04 Apr 2005 08:53:30 nosejob end Finally we bring you the long awaited endpiece in our trilogy about the nose. In this shocking adventure we all have laughed together, we have cried together and we have sat a lot in silence together. But every journey has an end. We don't want to be glum, but even the galaxy is slowly ticking towards it's inevitable end. < ... > seventeen comments

Wed, 30 Mar 2005 07:14:43 Competition prize for knaks! Dog cheerfully ice-skating. Or as close as the dog allowed. See competition entry. < ... > two comments

Wed, 30 Mar 2005 07:06:19 Competition prize for muf! Dog washed, groomed and walked for more than an hour with bone. See competition entry. < ... > six comments

Fri, 25 Mar 2005 02:09:51 Where's my life So now i lost my life, and i have to find a new one. Going out in the night to, lets say, a pub has as of now become a no-no Nowadays i go to bed at seven. Not in the morning, but at the time normal people have their dinner. Normally I work ten days straight and have four days off before the new cycle of ten. Today i don't have to work because it's easter but i got out of bed at four, because tomorrow i have to work at three and i will get up at two. Got to maintain my rhythm. I can still remember the days that on a saturday i went to bed at six in the morning. < ... > three comments

Wed, 23 Mar 2005 12:09:43 Hail to the thief Bompalibompa ........ I stole a job in eskilstuna. Ssttt don't tell it's a secret. no it;s not a secret. but i sneeked it in.reeled it in. I got in trough the back door. I got it in my tiny claws and i will hide it somewhere where no-one will see. But i'll doubt that any swedish person will have it. Still i have to be wary of the other immigrants. They hunt too at night. Hunt to kill. But i will not let go so easily of my little job. < ... > two comments

Fri, 18 Mar 2005 10:39:27 the miraculous cancer man Yes i am yet again an immigrant in Sweden. And no, not everything has been pleasant in the fatherland. But it has not been all bad. One thing struck me especially in the low lands, and it has been marvelling me ever since: my father has curls. On his head. < ... > six comments

Thu, 10 Mar 2005 20:00:20 death of a grandfather I have been called back from my Swedish adventures. In the span of two months i have gone from a hundred to zero percent of grandfathers. The last one died in a hospital-bed in his own livingroom as i wrote this. < ... > two comments

Mon, 07 Mar 2005 18:41:36 learning Spanish The weekend before last weekend i was present at a meeting where the Cuban ambassador of Sweden spoke. Or is it the Swedish ambassador of Cuba? It's the guy from Cuba anyway, who wants to promote his country in Sweden. There are quite some pro Cuba guys and gals in Eskilstuna, and there are a fair amount of South Amarican refugies from the seventies here, and there is a fair bit of pro Cuba action going on here. I guess that's the reason why he paid a visit. < ... > five comments

Wed, 02 Mar 2005 14:14:52 pretty normal Yes they exist!! Woman on tv who are not pretty!! And i can see them every day here in Sweden. No pretty women being pretty and no smartly dressed men with huge jawbones being grave at my breakfast-table. < ... > two comments

Sun, 27 Feb 2005 15:16:26 game on There is a battle raging here in Eskilstuna. It's a battle for work, waged by a lonely puppy against all the companies in the area. It's a bitter and hard battle, and so far it has not gone good at all. For the puppy that is... < ... > thirteen comments

Sun, 27 Feb 2005 10:19:45 For the Marja's under us And other videogame-concious people < ... > four comments

Tue, 22 Feb 2005 18:27:41 on the weather Ok, i don't know why, but i have the feeling i need to talk about the weather. I detest talking about the weather but i feel an incredible urge. Perhaps it's safe to conclude that really conversation topics really own humans in stead of the other way around. So this is the weather-meme talking through me i guess. < ... > one comment

Fri, 18 Feb 2005 12:28:26 guess the head On a lighter note, we unveil here our yearly competition. Guess where the head is of the little doggie at the front. And finish this sentence: I like dogs because ... < ... > twenty-four comments

Fri, 18 Feb 2005 11:15:15 Vandalism in Eskilstuna out of control As graffiti is covering more and more walls it gets increasingly more difficult for the graffiti-sprayers to find free spots. < ... > zero comments

Wed, 16 Feb 2005 08:04:48 nosejob part two Well the nosebutcher did his job with grrlfrnds nose. It's swollen like hell, but you people that watch those way-beyond-horror-plastic-surgery programs would have suspected nothing else. < ... > seven comments

Sun, 13 Feb 2005 12:31:07 J.P.'s Food Tip #1: caramel out of a can Ingredients: For this you need 1 tin can of condensed milk, a pan, some water and a heating device (preferably one suited for cooking). < ... > six comments

Thu, 10 Feb 2005 15:44:32 Puppy - bureaucracy: 0 - 1 I don't have to remind the reader that government spells bureaucracy. The gloomy impersonal nature of it, on which u can get no grip, has been the subject of many a story. The most famous of course is, do i really have to remind u, 'the twelve tasks of Asterix'. In which one of his tasks in order to become a god is to get permit number A38. Well, i saw it as a kid and little did i know it is actually harder to accomplish stuff in Sweden. < ... > two comments

Wed, 09 Feb 2005 04:27:28 Nosejob Grrlfrnd just got the scare of her life... well a big scare anyway. She's getting a nosejob next tuesday. A medical one mind u, not a cosmetic one. < ... > ten comments

Tue, 08 Feb 2005 07:03:09 Anal-sex Yet another interesting day has passed in Sweden-land. Some doggie trouble involving the title of this post. Doggie Sprakkel is a bit sick u see. No, not in that sense. She has some kind of claw disease. So we have to give her medicine. This means i sort of hug her so she can't move an inch, while grrlfrnd forces her mouth open and puts a tablet deep down her throat. < ... > eight comments

Wed, 02 Feb 2005 13:20:14 Jag är hemma So here i am in Sweden, in the house of the devil-dog. Sprakkel is her name and as i came in, she had just eaten a little girl, as you can well see. < ... > zero comments

Sat, 29 Jan 2005 23:55:22 before the storm Well hi there! Whatcha doin? stupid question, forget that. Instead let me introduce the woman u have been staring at before u started to read this, or so has scientific research shown. < ... > six comments